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Name: Avril


Interests: Playing my guitar, writting songs, sk8ting, hanging with my bois, usual shit.
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Member Since: 3/27/2003

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Saturday, August 30, 2003

Dude, this was the most badass outfit I worn to any award show! And I even bought it myself.
I had a fucking blast at the VMAs. It's was sorta nerveracking going up there with Duran, Duran and Kelly to present the award for best dance video. Why the hell did MTV even made me be one of the people to present that award? I don't even dance! Damn, they shouldv'e made me present the award for best rock video or something like that. It felt lonely without my bois.

Rawk On,
Avril


Saturday, July 19, 2003

Oh shit. What the fuck is up with this picture? Those fucking paparazzis! I can't go anywhere without those asshole paparazzis! I just can't believe it.
Michelle Branch's new album sucks! Yuck. I just wanna choke myself.
Dude, someone just took a bunch of my jelly bracelets. I mean, I always put them in my box but this morning I woke up and they're not there! Oh damn, I just can't believe it. Hopefully, it's just the guys playing a trick on me. If not, looks like we're going to have to make a stop to the store to buy more.
Slurpees are the best thing ever! I'm going to buy myself a fucking slurpee machine.

Rawk On,
Avril

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The Goonies
Starring Sean Astin, Josh Brolin ~ Directed by Richard Donner
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Saturday, July 05, 2003

OMIGOD! July 4th was a fucking blast! Me and the guys lit stuff up and put them in the trash can! And I sat on it. My ass was getting a little hot. Don't try this at home kids. I tried lighting one of the the broken guitar strings, cool dude. Yeah, we all accidentally made too much noise in the parking lot and we had loads of fun blowing stuff up. I went around the parking lot on my skate board scaring chasing some random people with sparklers. We all accidentally got busted by stupid cops 'cuz one of the people were complaing about us.
Dude, I really need to get into bed right now.

Rawk On,
Avril


Sunday, June 15, 2003

Holy shit dude. Spongebob Squarepants is hot! Lol. I just realized that yesterday when I turned on the TV and Spongebob Squarepants was on. Aw man, that show rocks my socks. Spongebob's tie is so fucking cool, it's so punk man. Spongebob, that punk ass. I love Spongebob. Avril Squarepants. Frick, that's so good! Too bad people, Patrick sucks. Spongebob rules, yeah!
It's Father's Day. I think I'll write my father a song, maybe. Damn, I need my ideas to get flowing.

Rawk on,
Avril..Squarepants!


Monday, May 26, 2003

Dude, I'm hungry. I wrote this friggin' song the other night. It's so kickass man. Oh my god, I saw Michael Jackson the other day. I totally swear that was him. He was with these bunch of kids. Dude, I was like who are those kids? There's something seriously wrong with him. Anyways, oi is such a cool word. Oi.

Rawk on,
Avril



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DISCLAIMER: Of course this isn't Avril Lavigne. I love pissing people off. People who can't take a fucking joke are dumbasses.